Here's a copy of the label I came up with. Bonus points to anyone who remembers this episode. Thanks to my parents, I remember EVERY episode! :-)

Crush, Mash, Sparge, Boil, Cool, Aerate, Pitch, Ferment, Condition, Keg, Carbonate, Chill, Drink, Repeat!

It was an interesting brew day. Everything seemed to go well, and then the unexpected happened. See the pics below for details.
I found a great new place to make the yeast starter: in the garage. The camping stove works great and the house doesn't end up smelling like beer.
Ten ounces of hops waiting to go into the boil.
My new "hopsock" that I built out of a small piece of aluminum dowel, a 3 inch PVC pipe adapter, a 4 inch hose clamp, and a 5 gallon paint strainer. The hopsock goes in the boil, the hops go into the hopsock, and I don't get leaf hops clogging up my ball valve when I'm draining the wort!
So, at the end of the boil I put in the wort chiller and noticed that the "in" side had a small leak. No big deal since it's dripping outside the kettle, right? Wrong! This little gem burst apart spewing water all over the garage but didn't get any in the boil kettle. Whew!
10 Gallons of wort in glass and the hydro sample (that tasted absolutely delicious!). If you look closely at the hydro sample you can see the red color that this beer will have. Can you tell which carboy got the bottom of the brew kettle nasties in it? ;-)
Here's a close-up of the HLT.

